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Rob Ford is the incompetent, spiteful mayor of Toronto. He has been accused of smoking crack-cocaine, driving drunk, giving the finger to children, purposefully injuring cyclists, and a long list of other offences since he won the 2010 election. He narrowly escaped being removed from office for a conflict of interest thanks to a technicality. Before becoming mayor, he was a councillor in Etobicoke. You can read a little bit more about what makes him so terrible on The Little Red Umbrella here.